A couple of days ago, I wrote about the perfect wife. Now I will describe my ideal mistress. Physically, Puja had many of the qualities of my ideal mistress. Tan skin, dark wavy hair. In great shape with large breasts and ass. Looks are far more important for a mistress than a wife. Ideally, a wife will be with you until death and since women age like bread, her looks will only be around for a relatively short span in the relationship. On the other hand, a mistress won’t last more than a couple of years before you trade her in for a new model, so looks are paramount. But to really get me excited, my paramour needs to have certain personality characteristics.
1. Intro
2. Smart
Yep, just like my ideal wife, my mistress should be smart. This isn’t some random hookup. I will be spending significant time with her so she should be able to have a good discussion. It’s more acceptable for her to argue with me than it is for my wife. It’s even preferable if she’s argumentative so I won’t feel bad when I treat her poorly.
3. Emotionally Unstable
Like a stripper with daddy issues, I like crazy bitches. No point in denying it. A lot of artsy girls fall into this category. I’m not sure what it is about a crazy bitch that gets me hooked, but I’m addicted to the risks involved with dating one of these. She should be happy one minute and angry the next. Yeah, this is a deal breaker for girlfriends/wives, but great for a mistress. Don’t judge me!
4. Independent
As my mistress, she won’t be getting me during prime time, so she needs to be able to take care of herself completely. Ideally, she’ll have a high paying job so she can maintain a nice home for me to go fuck her in and escape from my wife when I need a break. Her independence should come more from desire than necessity. If her personality drives her toward independence, then she knows she could never be my #1 and will only make empty threats about telling my wife. But if she’s only independent because she hasn’t found a man to take care of her, then she might try to wreck my home.
5. Great in bed
Her emotional instability and bitchy attitude will naturally add to the pleasure of fucking her brains out, but she needs to have good skills in this area as well. Besides providing some drama, her main role in my life is to provide me with filthy German porno quality sex. She shouldn’t just ask for anal, she should beg for it.
6. Final words
Puja was very close to the ideal mistress. She was still in school when I dated her, but now she has a good degree and a job so she’s probably some other asshole’s ideal mistress right now.